Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!
by slabbinpits January 23, 2012
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Lobeing

The act of pulling you ball sac with the the testicles in the palm of your hand, ever so slightly stretching, and or ripping the ties and veins to make the ball sack larger into assert dominance
I’m going to a nudist beach so I should start lobeing
by Bearcum May 23, 2024
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lobeing

* mwah * i’m lobeing you😈
by Danielredsoxfan July 12, 2022
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Lobing

To bend an ear, specifically Strickland's ear.
Strickland (the bean): oh fuck theres a furry lobing me
by Beartings January 18, 2020
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Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
by HeyitsGinoB69 September 15, 2015
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Cuntal lobe

Cuntal lobe is a section of the female brain that controls bitterness, vindictiveness, and all around cuntey behavior. When enlarged, subjects will exhibit a range of karen-like symptoms from irritability to self entitlement
Her cunt like behavior can be directly attributed to an enlargement of the cuntal lobe
by Mick diggler May 27, 2025
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