Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Lizard Fight

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012

linear

'Straight'
Such as Straight

Keep it linear

by Jeffrey Ang March 4, 2003

broken lizard

1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.

1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken

by vincent vega June 7, 2004

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Lizanne

Where to begin? Lizanne is everything you'll ever need in a friend! She is your go-to girl with any problem and always knows just what to say. She is very smart, especially with numbers! Lizanne is beautiful inside and outside! She has gorgeous curly hair and her eyes bling when she talks about something she loves. Her smile is one of the most beautiful things you'll ever see! She loves dancing and is spectacular in it. Lizanne is one of those people who will never let you down, she will always believe in you, like a mom. She loves her friends and always does these little cute things to show them. She has these wierd childlike interests that becomes totally addicting, but though her childlike interests, she is mature and always tries to do the right thing. She's an inspiration.

Oh yes I've met Lizanne, she is my go-to-girl!

by DAKDL June 22, 2020