Lithuania

The land that is ruled by Baboi10 and is the best Baltic Country

Snazzy pants: Lithuania is a shit hole and they are too poor to use cars so they live on hot air balloons.

Baboi: (Knocks out Snaz)

by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

by Nut_meme May 5, 2018

Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.

That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.

by NSCrusader August 12, 2018

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

Lithabet

A kind girl with curiosity and will be the "Cat who died from touching the curiousity" A girl who doesnt listen to warnings at all.

Clara:"Omg you see what she did!? She talked over the teacher and insulted her!"

Sara:"Ikr what a bitch! She must be a Lithabet."

by #Ttrealname>> July 16, 2021

Lithuanian gangs

A gang of Lithuanians are people who chill in flats eat sunflower seed and drink alchahol and smoke.

Lithuanian gangs are slavs

by Geocbdhso November 2, 2021