limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 03, 2011
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limp bizkit

A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cookie is placed in the middle. The last guy to cum on the cookie, must eat the cookie with all the cum on it.
haha, joe you came last, so eat the limp bizkit!
by nicole January 11, 2004
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limp lama

The act of putting ones penis inside the asshole of a man, or woman, whichever you prefer. Then orgasming atleast 4 times and waiting until you actually become limp inside the asshole. Then you thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes you to become fully stiff. Once you are stiff again you can pull out and, like a lama, the asshole should spit cum back at you.
What i wouldnt give to limp lama that guy....
by Givenlifeapurposeagain May 25, 2011
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Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected
Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!
by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020
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limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.
Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.
by Kobayagi July 06, 2006
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Limp Shrimp

A penis that is limp.
Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."
by datsweg February 01, 2014
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Limp dongle

: A useless, flaccid human being.

: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.

: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.
These politicians are a bunch of limp dongles.
by Bussty April 04, 2021
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