Ambitious lighter guy

He who falls for the dead lighter on the table trick.

Look at you Mr Ambitious Lighter Guy

by B-ryan July 16, 2003

White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.

by Mitino January 10, 2009

ligase

Short for DNA-ligase. An enzyme which helps in DNA replication.

Can be used as an insult (cheifly by biology students).

I will ligase your face!

by mj_sklar May 6, 2008

Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.

Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.

by J077 December 14, 2008

white lighter myth

The belief that using a white cigarette lighter to smoke marijuana will bring bad luck upon the user. This belief is so strong in some that they will refuse to even be present when a white lighter is used.

You wanna smoke a blunt?
Not with that lighter, Dont you know the white lighter myth? they're bad luck man.

by Jameson C June 24, 2006

lighter knot

Big-ass piece of lighter pine, only found in the great state of Florida, that is drug into camp, usually with a chain and four-whell drive just before sundown. This superd fire wood has the distinct smell of turpentine; good for keeping skeeters away. Burn all night, I'm here to tell ya. That's the only reason I'm here.

Hey Gomer, drag that other piece of lighter knot over t'fire. These skeeters are fit t'carry me away.

by Tomm M January 13, 2009