off leash

Sally: Hey, if you come back to my place, you could come see something new

Jerry: Damn, girl, you off leash!

Tom: Actually, i think she was referring to the movie

by CWash January 2, 2009

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leashed

Someone who is completely subjective to the others wants (normally girl to guy in a relationship)

Nia(violet) has Ray(raymond)leashed & now he would do w/e she tells him to.

by Beth w. October 13, 2006

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One who carries the Leisher genes, or has married into the bloodline. Often incredibly flatulent and laid back individuals who genuinely value their family. A good sense of humor is required to truly and fully appreciate this fun and peculiar group. Not to be confused with Lesher, Fleisher, Leischer, Leischner, Leishner, etc.

"Are you (firstname) Leischner?"
"You've got the wrong guy chief. I'm (firstname) Leisher."

by (Firstname) Leisher October 27, 2020

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Doggy on a Leash

Psuedo-sexual relations in the position of traditional "doggy style" except instead of vaginal penetration, the woman puts her hand between her thighs and the man places his penis there instead. Unlike a hand job though, the woman just makes a tight fist, and the man does all the work.

Benefits: For the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having sex in doggy style is almost identical. The benefit to the woman is that she can please her horny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to "go all the way".

This position has also been referred to as Doggy with a Dike. This author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man's advances half-way.

Dude: Bro, I met this horny born-again chic last night. She didn't let me fuck her, but we did Doggy on a Leash.

Bro: So you just got a hand job then. Whatever

Dude: Try it sometime. I was hittin' that shit like crazy. Couldn't even tell the diff.

Bro: Thats okay, I don't go to Bible study classes to pick up girls.

by JD_from_Athens December 16, 2008

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Leisha Hailey

The best fucking lesbian actress. She played Alice Pieszecki on The L Word which showed on Showtime and is still shown on Logo. She also sings in a duet with Camilia Grey called Uh Huh Her. She is also known for her pink hair.

Oh my god Leisha Hailey is such a great actress!

by Too many nicknames July 7, 2009

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bitch on a leash

bitch on a leash is defined as a bitch being over powered, controlled, or will not do anything, unless parter/significant other tells them that it is okay to do(only obeys partner significant other).

(Man and friend are at a party where they run into another friend of theirs accompanied by his girlfriend).
Man: "Shit man, you took that two-faced penny hooker whore for a girlfriend back? She's a dirty fuckin wench! I'd dump her ass!"
Girlfriend: "Fuck you, you dirty piece of shit!"
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Man's friend): "Shut yo bitch ass face bitch! You do what I tell you to do! You don't speak unless I speak to you!"

Next Night, Different Party

(Man and friend runs into friend and girlfriend once again).
Man: "Shiiit, you're still with that hoe?!"
Girlfriend glares at man, then smiles and walks away.
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Friend of man's): "Sorry dudes, gotta go!"
Friend of Man's (The friend that accompanied man to party): "Damn man, he must have got that bitch a leash!"
Man: "Yeah.. she's a bitch on a leash!"

by Lyndsay6789 October 10, 2007

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