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hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
mugGet the hacking the lettucemug.

Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022
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magical lettuce

Slang for Marijuana, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Buddha, Mary Jane, Gamecube.
##1: Hey man, what you been smokin'?

%%2: I'm on that magical lettuce man.
by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006
mugGet the magical lettucemug.

wetback lettuce

I'm not eating wetback lettuce on my tacos
by Summersbk April 20, 2015
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Bird Lettuce

🐦🥬
No real meaning other than these random emojis.
Person 1: yo
Person 2: bird lettuce
Person 1: 🐦🥬
by bird lettuce November 19, 2021
mugGet the Bird Lettucemug.

Devil's lettuce

Another word for: Cannabis, also known as marijuana, marihuana, and ganja (from Sanskrit: गांजा gañjā, meaning "hemp"), among many other namesa, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug. The most common form of cannabis used as a drug is the dried herbal form.
The major psychoactive chemical compound in cannabis is Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol (commonly abbreviated as THC).
Martin: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce

--- From The Heartbreak Kid (2007) Movie

Extended Synonyms: Weed, green(s), danks, pot, buddha or bud, Mary Jane, grass, herb, dope, schwag, grass, sac, nug, ihop, MJ, and reefer, are among the many other nicknames for marijuana or cannabis as a drug
by MOCHESTER April 15, 2010
mugGet the Devil's lettucemug.

wet lettuce

Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.
A: "Why isn't Neil coming out this weekend?"
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."
by Commandy November 29, 2007
mugGet the wet lettucemug.

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