Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

What is Trumps last name

THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW

He Billy WHAT IS TRUMPS LAST NAME?

Billy: Bruh idk

by YOOOMAAMAH November 8, 2020

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Obamas Last Name

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.

its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.

One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.

Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.

by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024

Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 8, 2022

[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).

Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...

by Kap21 November 12, 2021

Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025