Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

boston larson

A Boston is a very nice person and will be very nice to anyone. He is also very sexy and will be a nice person

The definition of a Boston is very handsome.

Hey look at that Boston Larson, he is sexy

by Botony September 21, 2019

Larsoning around

Larsoning around is a synonym for being a psychotic homeless person that's allergic to showers and is a burden on society.

Guy1: Woah look at that bum Larsoning around.
Guy2: Holy hell, he's probably not showered in years.

by A man who loves dem nugs April 4, 2024

Larson

A term used by many young people in middle schools nestled in the rolling farmland of Iowa County to describe a person who is well-meaning but completely inept.

Damnit, you broke the table. Classic move, ya Larson!

by Molly Schubert January 8, 2025

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

indie larson

A emo girl that falls in love with anyone who gives her the smaller amount of attention and is obsessed with her boyfriend.

Random person: hey look at that emo chick

Random person 2: yea that’s Indie Larson

by Hotdoggorl98 November 17, 2021

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011