Sir Lancelot

According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.

Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!

Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?

Guinevere:Oh that he is.

by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012

Lance McClain

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves the world 🌎 and happiness. Has a gay🏳️ 🌈, furry boyfriend with anger😡 issues. In denial of bonding moment. Voiced by our lord 👑and savior ✝️Jeremy Shada 💙😤👊

“If Lance McClain falcon punched me in the no-no square I would say thank you”-literally every Lance stan ever

by Just-Your-Average-Otaku October 29, 2018

Lance

The best boy u can ever find, sweet,cute,sexy,charming,and great in bed. He will never cheat on u and is the most loyal sexy piece of meat out there. If you ever see one never let go of it

"yo look at that lance he makes me wet"

by LSOB23__ November 27, 2016

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010

mitsubishi lancer evolution

the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.

V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.

*after race*

V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???

evo driver: we were racing?

by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

Lance Krall

A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.

Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!

Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!

by Mazlove October 9, 2008

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007