A sexual interaction where one person (ideally a male) is wearing a kilt or skirt, standing with their legs at least shoulder width apart whilst their partner (male or female) is knelt between their legs with their head inside the kilt, stroking the penis of the aforementioned male partner, alternatively fingering the vagina of a female partner, as if they were attempting to pull the draw chain of a light to turn it on. The goal, of course, is to arouse (turn on) the partner.
Jessica: I heard that Carol and Jeff were Lampshading this morning before work.
Stacy: Really? I thought her hair smelled a bit off today.
Stacy: Really? I thought her hair smelled a bit off today.
by Cypherus McClain February 20, 2019
Get the Lampshadingmug. Brother 1: "Hey bro, sorry you already have that book, can you send it back so I can get a refund'
Brother 2: " fuck sake I've been royally lampshaded by that bastard!"
Brother 2: " fuck sake I've been royally lampshaded by that bastard!"
by Labales February 12, 2021
Get the Lampshadedmug. by mydadinhighschool March 28, 2020
Get the LampShademug. people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.
person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025
Get the lampshade crittermug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Lampshademug. Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
by csace April 4, 2020
Get the Battering the lampshademug.