Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

Bear and Lampshade

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

by Lunargoose May 16, 2009

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004

lamas

a guy who has a stoner laugh but he is straight edge wierd?? or natural high?? oh he also hates lamas

lamas

by LOZ_420 March 24, 2010

lampshade

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

by anonymous lawn chair girl November 6, 2003

Lamaso

Someone whom has anger issues and thinks he has a big cock but in reality he has a chode. He tries and beats everyone at video games but once he looses he has road range. Masterbates 24/7 cuz he cant get any ladies. Has perfect facial hair and wonderful straight teeth. Amazingly he has four eyes.

Shiiit someone broke the TV! Did lamaso lose again?

by Eugennne123 November 23, 2010