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Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red
"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.
*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"
by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018
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Kumquat

Go away you fuckinh kumquat
by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024
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Yellow Kumquat

Sucking on a pair of testicles after peeing on them for 30 minutes.
Laquisha: Thomas asked me for A yellow kumquat and I was like hell nah!
Ladasha: Oh he'll nah!
by dinklebergg May 14, 2015
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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
by captain deeze March 3, 2012
mugGet the puerto rican kumquatmug.

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.
There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.
by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019
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Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!
Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT
by Mooz33 May 6, 2025
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