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Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red
"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.
*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"
by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

Kumquat

Go away you fuckinh kumquat
by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024
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Kumquat

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.
by PimpDaddy069 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice
hey yo kumquat come get yo juice
mugGet the kumquatmug.

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
mugGet the smelly kumquatmug.

Kumquat

Anal Twat. An Anal Retentive homosexual who uses his Kumquat to get ahead in life. A homosexual sub. A homosexual who is promiscuous and subservient.
Harry is such a kumquat. It’s more than brown nosing! I can’t believe he got the position! I didn’t know the CEO was a homosexual!
by Kumquat exposer August 11, 2024
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