The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"
Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"
Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"
Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)
Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"
Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"
Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"
Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)
Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"
Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
Get the The Kristian Syndromemug. Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.
ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
by Mangokiki October 12, 2021
Get the Kristian's Alliancemug. Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
Get the Ku Klux Kristianmug. THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,
HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY
Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY
Go check his social medias
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE
"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing
"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE
"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing
"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017
Get the Kristian Kostovmug. An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.
by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 23, 2025
Get the Kristianmug. Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020
Get the Kristianmug. 