Krispy Kreme 

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

Krispy Kreme by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022

Krispy Kreme 

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

Krispy Kreme by captainskitz April 25, 2023

krispy kreme 

glazing extremely hard, riding meat

john- you have such amazing hair
jack- dude stop glazing its krispy kreme in here

krispy kreme by headhuntr69 October 1, 2023

Krispy Kreme 

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

Krispy Kreme by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Krispy Kreme

A cream pie that has been left to crust overnight. No cleanup. Straight to bed.

“Johnny Krispy Kremed me last night, I think I’m pregnant.”

Krispy Kreme by Thekrispykremer April 19, 2026

Krispy-kreme

Term used to describe truth in advertising, as nothing nature was sacrificed in the making of this edible oil

Krispy-kreme, better living through chemistry!

Krispy-kreme by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 

What you say whilst holding a Krispy Kreme paper hat before doing a back handspring into kicking a sign off the wall.

Guy holding paper hat: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Guy holding paper hat: (kicks sign)

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme by BostonMan86 September 19, 2023