Klaus

Just a few elite persons are named Klaus.
Every Klaus got a strong liver and a giant pp

Klauses are normaly really tall and dont have that much hair.
Klauses are just peaceful badasses - everybody wants to be a Klaus

Klaus has the biggest penis from our whole Group

Klaus is such a nice person

I will Name my child Klaus

by Evilgerman November 21, 2021

Klause

An aspiring politician. Yet, he often says things he regrets around his friends. Plenty of ammo later when he runs for office. *Evil chuckle.*

Yep, that guy’s a klause. Take notes when he talks, it’s bound to be a good, memorable laugh.

Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.

by Memelord08 January 7, 2023

Klaus

An idiot person in a discord server who is also a problem child.

Stop being a Klaus and just be normal!

by BraveryKnight September 20, 2020

klaus

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson

my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus

by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021

Klaus

One of the meany hotties in the originals

Random person: who’s threat?
Me who’s that?! Who’s that?!! That’s Klaus the hottie

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Klaus Meyer

an underaged pedophil

Oh it's a Klaus Meyer!

by Atropos11 August 6, 2020