a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)
1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.
by D o n J o n December 28, 2007
When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.
Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.
by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018
A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.
by Easyp August 10, 2016
An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.
by Angry Room-mate February 06, 2010
If u would find a Kirk you would be the luckiest woman alive,Kirk is the most sweetest, amazing, caring, loving and athletic person you will ever meet
by Da_White_Ape_14 May 16, 2019
A person with a very small cock that will invert by the time hes 20 and also is a big crack head just like his parents.
by 222222222222222222222223445678 March 13, 2018
"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.
"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."
"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."
"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.
"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."
"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."
"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.
by Badman MC February 26, 2009