Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
by KasiaR August 18, 2010
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Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
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"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG! I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I SWEAR YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING ME!!!11!1!!"
"Whatever, keyboard hero..."
"Whatever, keyboard hero..."
by redFST August 23, 2008
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With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.
Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.
Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
Moderate fan: Hey, check out this picture of Tom Hiddleston on set! Lol, what a goofball.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
by RudeAndNotGinger November 21, 2014
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"What'd he say?"
"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."
"What'd he say?"
"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."
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