by dayyyaaaammmmdumbassmofucka April 17, 2011
Get the ke$ha mug.a 'singer' who failed kindergarten, a horrible example of singing, and tells kids its okay to go out and get wasted. and who has no ideas who mick jagger is.
ke$ha: omg lets go do guys who look like mick Jaggerrrr!
Sane person: do you even know who mick jagger is?
9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!
Sane person: do you even know who mick jagger is?
9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!
by BearyBoo December 4, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.Yet another no-talent hack posing as a musician. Her lyrics read like they were written by an 11 year old girl with ADHD, and she can't sing worth shit. In fact, she doesn't even sing her verses - she just proses while autotuning her voice to the point that she sounds like a chalkboard being scraped with a cheese grater, while synthesizers drone on in the background. The only part of her awful "songs" (if you can call them that) which she actually sings is the chorus.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
The CIA has recently started using Ke$ha songs as a torture device for interrogating suspected terrorists. Now they won't have any need for waterboarding.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 26, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.An adjective describing a disgusting grimy appearance or smell of a female caused by not showering for an extended period of time.
Girl 1: Oh my god look at that girls hair.
Girl 2: So gross, she's so Ke$ha I can smell her from here.
Girl 2: So gross, she's so Ke$ha I can smell her from here.
by Deelete January 15, 2011
Get the Ke$ha mug.Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
by Raw Doggy April 6, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.1. a new "singer" whose "singing" is enhanced by over using autotune.
2. a cheesy name.
3. a mix between miley cyrus and souljaboy.
4. the one who killed pop off for good.
5. an ear infection.
6. the reason why recycling might actually be bad.
-even though she isn't played as much as lady gaga, her singing is that of a dead ant.
2. a cheesy name.
3. a mix between miley cyrus and souljaboy.
4. the one who killed pop off for good.
5. an ear infection.
6. the reason why recycling might actually be bad.
-even though she isn't played as much as lady gaga, her singing is that of a dead ant.
by slashtehnoob April 1, 2010
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1. any form of shit and glitter mixed in many variations.
2. song writer with no real singing talent being displayed just talking with auto-tune heavily applied.
3. an item of disgust and undesirability.
1. any form of shit and glitter mixed in many variations.
2. song writer with no real singing talent being displayed just talking with auto-tune heavily applied.
3. an item of disgust and undesirability.
by //R+// January 17, 2011
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