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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.
I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad
by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
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Kempe

by Kempehater69 November 16, 2021
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travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night
I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.
by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010
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kemp-shlemp

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
by jpperera October 5, 2009
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joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.
He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.
by Ap242002 December 6, 2016
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Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.
Hey, u seem like a Kemp
by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022
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