by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019
Get the Trinity Keller mug.A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
by Aredjay October 8, 2008
Get the Keller Texas mug.by Tanner Case November 1, 2007
Get the sam keller mug.The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"
Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009
Get the Helen Keller mug.A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.
by Cjraburn February 18, 2015
Get the Swellen Keller mug.When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015
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