Trinity Keller

a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag

oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller

by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019

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Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.

"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"

by Aredjay October 8, 2008

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sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

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Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

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Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

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Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

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