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Keenan and kel

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Onne of the funniets shows ever, classic, really great
Keneen: who loves orange soda
Kel: Kel loves Orange Soda
Keenan: is it TRUE?
kel: mmm hmmm, i do i do i do OOOOOO
Keenan: WHYYYYYY!!!!!
by Fake_ass_bitch May 13, 2005
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Keenan'd

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When your dealer adds rat poison or fentanyl to your xanax, or fucks you over in general.
Just got keenan'd for my coke again.
by xXBadGuy June 23, 2019
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Keenan and Kel

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Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.
The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009
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Keenan Cahill

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An internet sensation that has become famous through videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. He has become a target for cyber bullying and hate messages because of his strange appearance.

Keenan Cahill is a 16 year old teenager with an extremely rare disease named "Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome". Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome prevents the victim from growing past the age of 8, which explains his apearance. Contrary to popular belief, this disease does not usually include mental retardation. Sadly, along with this disease comes a very high chance of heart failure.

This teenager has become an internet sensation by posting videos of him lip-syncing, and rarely, singing. What makes his videos unique is the amount of energy he puts into lip-syncing; his videos usually include extreme head-bobbing and facial expressions, in a manner similar to the "Numa Numa Guy".

But, his big break came when a popular rapper named "50 Cent" discovered his videos, and decided to guest star in one of his videos. The video rapidly gained popularity, and eventually earned Keenan an interview in an American late night comedy talk show named "Chelsea Lately". These greatly contributed to Keenan's success.
Keenan Cahill numa numa cripple keenan cahill youtube
by Skyrocketeer April 12, 2011
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Keenan and Kel

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Expression to say your either fat or thin
Yo man, I'm feeling very keenan and kel today !
by Seab November 4, 2003
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Keenan M

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girl in memorial skool who is pretty/hot she got big ass and big tittys her asssss is HUGE!!!!!!!!! it like ghetto she aint as hot as emily silk tho WOAHH!!!

but they both give me boners
yo look at her ass boy
yo its keenan other boy
by 986jdhkfdglsdfg March 24, 2005
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