kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back
“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”
by lavas1111 April 08, 2022
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Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself
by originalnameok May 27, 2018
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The Devil's Kayak

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
by Juice_willis December 08, 2015
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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 09, 2024
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Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
by Matt - Drunk fox of the day October 22, 2008
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 22, 2022
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