This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.
by Brosious maximus May 12, 2016
Get the Karate Chompmug. a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
Get the Dildo-Karatemug. An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
Get the Amateur karatemug. A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
by halpwr May 9, 2013
Get the Search Karatemug. KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!
by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006
Get the karate schnitzelmug. A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010
Get the Karate chopmug. The act of going off on someone for misbehavior, misdeed or offense. Used often to express frustration at an individual deserving a serious reprimand.
by Lee Hill July 30, 2005
Get the karate balitzomug.