Lana Kane

Lana Kane is the extremely tall and sexy counter part of Sterling Archer. She was the top field agent at Isis until the US government shut it down. Now she is struggling to make ends meet as a Private investigator while raising her daughter Abbiejean Kane-Archer. She clearly has repressed emotions for the great sterling archer, he also has them for her. However they are constantly at each others throats. Arguing and making fun of each other. She is always letting her petty emotions and desire to one up her true love sterling archer blow for blow, like sleeping with cyril who eventually cheated on her withhowever she is no where near as succesful.

Archer: "Lana....." *lana tries to ignore archer*...*slightly louder* "lana".....*archer inhales deeply* "LANAAAAA!"
Lana: "WHAT!"
Archer: "Dander Zone...." *chuckles*
.....*lana shoots archer in right foot*.....

"- Okay, so do you mind if I take a little? Lana Kane! Just because now you're not the only black agent - Hey, that is not - Urban.
Whatever." Mallory and lana season 1 episode 3 diversity hire.

by GeraldM December 5, 2016

Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!

Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Kane conway

The gayest homeboy you will ever see. He is a mean homeskillite and likes to airhump fire hydrants. He enjoys dog rape in all categories.

Kane Conway please don’t dry hump that fire hydrant they have so much to live for!

by Honeywheresmysupersuit April 18, 2018

Patrick Kane

Patrick Kane, an NHL player for the Chicago Blackhawks, plays right wing and wears the number 88. Picked by the Blackhawks in 2007, he was first overall in the NHL draft. He is widely considered as the best American born hockey player, being still extremely dominant at the sport at age 30. He has led the Blackhawks to a modern dynasty, winning the cup 3 times through the span of 2010-2015. Kane is a fan favorite of Chicago not only because of his insane on-ice skills but also his off ice personality.

Contrary to the other definitions of Kane, he is NOT a rapist. Although he was accused of it, a rape kit proved that he was innocent, clearing his name. Many have forgotten about that incident although others still like to bring it up when trash talking. You hate him cuz you ain’t him buddy boys.

Awards

Ted Lindsay, Art Ross, 100 Greatest players of all time, Hart Trophy, Conn Smythe, Calder, and 3 time Stanley Cup winner.

Patrick Kane is my favorite player to watch

by Kaner17 August 18, 2019

kane southgate

gay,homo,goose,pro walker,car hoe,rangi fag ,non helpful,caitlins bitch, bum boy to all girls,silvia omg

thats mean id have that
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wannabe niggah

by sylviasrgayrotahard August 12, 2009

Dillanger Kane

Julia's boyfriend forever and ever!

Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane

Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.

by TheGirlfriend/ August 22, 2011

Kane McKay

The annual "Gay and Leabian Mardi Gra" festival's director of operations. The Mardi Gra is Sydney, Australia's most recognised and popular movement for gay rights activists.

Pat: Who was that?
Jake: Kane McKay!

by The-J-Dawg January 1, 2012