Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas; one of my very best friends and band mate. We met at school and have been homies (or you could call us homos) ever since. He's a wonderful person when he's not drunk, but who likes sober people? Also sports a 9-3/4" dick

All of you are stupid. He's my man, I know him best because I sucked his dick.

by Nick Valensi November 26, 2004

Julian Casablancas

he's a "papi"!

papi=daddy. in spanish, when a man is pretty handson sometimes we call him papi...jeje...:P

by gab February 1, 2004

Julian Casablancas

Incredibly gifted Puerto-Rican looking singer and songwriter for NY band the Strokes. His dad was a creep; he's not. His eyes are quite expressive and he doesn't shy away from making out with guys for no reason. Not a scenester (see:Nick Valensi/Fab Moretti).

Julian Casablancas tugged at his collar and then slapped Nikolai on the rear.

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

Julian Casablancas

The drunken gaunt guy who sings for the band called 'The Strokes'. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, though has the appearence of a crab infeasted homeless guy.
Greasy, Gross, Pathetic; yet their music is ok.

When you walk down a street and see a Hobo/Bum sitting on the side walk, with a jean jacket and singing in a deep and low mono-toned voice; that is an example of Julian Casablancas. Or perhaps maybe that could be Julian.

by Kissmyass Withamuthafukensmile May 13, 2005

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Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.

Julian Casblancas Rocks My Socks!

by Rosie January 28, 2007

Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.

I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉

by little habibi May 7, 2018