Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

jizzy frizzles

dried man juice tangled in pubic hair

"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it out!"

by Kdotess August 24, 2008

Jizzyman

A male/female who is ”amazing.” Also used for cool hairstyle and other features on the body.

Jon shouted at a boy across the road "look at that Jizzyman!"

by jizzyman06 May 21, 2010

jizzy jill

when you get a strike in bowling and the pins are thrown out of the way by the ball and explode in an awsome fashion

wow you just bowled that ball so hard, you would've gotten a jizzy jill if it hadn't gone in the gutter.

by joster31 September 7, 2010

Gettin' Jizzy

Sending private messages, emails, texts, etc on social media to someone you've been Internet stalking between the hours of 1am to 6 am while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jackie told her husband last night that Christopher was gettin' jizzy on Facebook.

by Dr. Loomas March 2, 2016

Jrizzle

This guy is basically a sex god. He has slightly douchebaggy behavior but his hottest makes up for it big time. His real name is Jake but prefers to be called, jrizzy, jrizz, or jrizzle. he's good in bed, sexy and just overall amazing.

Girl 1: I totally fucked jrizzle last night
Girl 2: no way, that guy is like a sex god

by ilovejrizz May 2, 2010

jizzy

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

by the snowmen November 7, 2008