Jizzle Pony

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005

oh bee jizzle snaps

a funnier version of the word omg!

oh bee jizzle snaps thats pimp yo!

by HomieGSkilletBiscuit July 5, 2009

B jizzle

A sexual activity in which the penis is stimulated by the partner's mouth. The act must be performed exclusively on the rapper Snoop Dogg.

I gave Snoop Dogg the best B jizzle of his life. We later smoked a joint and had some chicken and waffles.

by Megslynn October 23, 2010

Jizzlet

a drop of jizz hanging or dangling from any object, its about to fall but just wont.

Dude they had a jizzlet on the ceiling in the bathroom!

by abearproductions September 21, 2010

Jizzle-biscuit

A term used as an insult, combining the secretion of sperm or "jizz" and an edible biscuit. No one wants to be either one of those things.

Casey you are such a jizzle-biscuit for stabbing me in the back with an energy sword as I was hijacking a banshee.

by action zaktion September 29, 2010

jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

by ladyfembot July 19, 2011

Jizzlepoot

Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.

Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!

by Colt W July 12, 2016