Jib

Jacking off in the bathroom. Known by the acronym, j.i.b.

Did anyone else jib in the strip club bathroom tonight?

My friend is cool, but he's a jibber.

by Pink Pony Jibber July 30, 2009

jib

An error, mistake, or inability to properly complete a task, aka a fuck up.

"I locked my keys in the car,"
"Jib"

"I knocked up my girlfriend and she's keeping it"
"You jibbed bro"

by ScarySpice69 November 25, 2016

jib

1. to not do something..

2. to not talk to someone..

James: "Ey ben, come over here and help us with this?"

Ben: "Nar, jib that off"

by knobby knob knob February 03, 2005

jib

the act of hitting a rail or box on a snowboard or skies

i jibbed the shit out of that double down

by Mat O'Connor February 07, 2007

Jib

Short for jibberish. something that doesn't make sense or that is out of context.

(at a funeral) Harry - He never liked balloons...
Trisha- omg, you just speaking jib!.

(2) teacher- this essay in spontaniously robust
pupil- what was that jib?

by TomTiger February 19, 2007

jib

a trick performed on an obstacle by a snowboarder

let's jib that box
I jibbed the shit out of that rail

by Ribs Noswad March 21, 2005

Jib

Man these people are idiots. Jib is not to cum (not come), Jiz is what the morons meant to say.

Jib is to do a trick off of an unusually placed object, such as a rail or a box in a snowboard park (no the rail is not supposed to be in the middle of a trail).

An example of a jib would be to slide on a box in a snowboard park.

by Jerz07002 April 01, 2006