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clay jensen

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"
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Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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Rudi Jensen

Rudi Jensen is a very stellar and soft spoken bad ass who is genuine in every way. Very caring, outgoing and gentle. Can be a beast and savage at times. Will help anyone at any chance. Such a poetic and inspiring man. Very sexy and muscular viking
Rudi Jensen is such a sexy inspirational beast
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Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.
Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen
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Sunk the Jensen

Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen
Bill: hey Nick, what happen to asking out Sally?
Nick: I Sunk the Jensen
by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014
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Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
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Mads Fiedler Jensen

Mads Fiedler Jensen is another word for an enormous, extreme newbie/newb/n00b/gaming addicted/thoroughly spoiled farmer!
loL! lo_Ok at him. He's a Mads Fiedler Jensen - what a freak!
by BimBo123 February 11, 2008
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