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Jeffery rockhammer

Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.
by DeezyJ February 7, 2014
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Jefferson

if u don’t know him well, you’ll say that he’s cold and kinda apathic, but in reality if he likes you he’s the best person in the whole word. if u are the girl he likes, he will always treat you like a princess, and he’ll only see you , nobody else. his love warms my heart even if sometimes he’s dramatic, but it’s just because he wants only 1 person’s attention. i love jefferson! keep him around if u have one in your life. planning to marry you my boy <3.
We all love jefferson <3!
by jeffersonswife<3 November 20, 2021
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Naughty Jefferson

The act of Role Playing sex, in which you are the colonial Thomas Jefferson. Your woman usually is in a big poofy dress and a powdered wig. When she is just about finished, she yells naughty jefferson, and you slap her ass.
Charles and I got dressed up and he gave me a naughty jefferson. I exploded with excitement
by straight up boss February 22, 2011
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Kylie Jennered

When you're sucking his asshole so god damn hard your lips start to tingle and then tah daaah! Instant lip lift
*getting ready for a night out*

P1 "damn my lips look so flat, I should get fillers.."

P2 "no dont inject that shit into your lips! Here, suck my arsehole instead!"

P1 "OMG you were right! My lips are so plump! I've Kylie Jennered myself! Thanks!"
by PrincessPeach93 August 20, 2019
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Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020
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State of Jefferson

A proposed US state combining the counties of Southern Oregon and Northern California. The movement was started my the mayor of Port Orford, Oregon in the early 1940s, but the attack on Pearl Harbor brought the movement to a halt. The proposal's influence remains in the area's NPR network (called Jefferson Public Radio) and in an Oregon Highway named the State of Jefferson Scenic Byway.
The State of Jefferson was going to be the 51st U.S. state.
by #mynameisjeff October 29, 2017
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thomas jefferson middle school

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!
by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008
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