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The most jealous person on the planet! They will love and adore you but as soon as someone comes around and they can be very ugly they will freak out and call you out for cheating. He also is bad at choosing good friends and can’t speak up for himself. If you meet a Jeffrey be their friend but don’t fall in love with him
“Jeffrey is such a jealous dude”
“Yo Jeffrey, being a pussy?”
That guy is crazy, must be Jeffrey”
Jeffrey by Ifyk yk December 11, 2019
The act of slapping another individual's face with one's dick after being vomited on or pooped on while receiving a blow job or performing anal sex with that individual as a form of punishment.
That girl shat all over my dick so I gave her the Jeffrey.

While she was deep-throating me, she vomited on my dick, so I gave her the Jeffrey.
Jeffrey by dawgystylez90210 September 7, 2011
A fake ass white boy who thinks he has a big dick but we all know he has a tiny little noodle with two tic tacs attached.
Man you see that kid over there
Yea
He's a Jeffrey
Jeffrey by Weretolop December 21, 2017
A retarded fucker who needs to get the hell out of everyone's lives and just go kill himself.
Boy 1: "Hey, did you see that movie?"
Boy 2: "I wish, but Jeffrey was there."
Jeffrey by CreatureNight22 December 11, 2011
A Finely rolled blunt, dutch, or cigar to perfection. The contents can range from marijuana, the finest tobaccos, or elicit drugs. The euphoria you feel from smoking a Jeffrey will leave you happy, with intense feeling of pleasure, and a state of shock and awe.
I just smoked and amazing Jeffrey. I think this is the best feeling I have ever had in my life.
Jeffrey by SsTtUu June 20, 2011