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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
by KFin September 23, 2007
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PB and Jealous

Cute way of saying "I'm jealous."
Girl. My summer work? I've done all of it.
Girl 2. Awww...I'm PB and Jealous right now!

Girl. My boo bear got me flowers for Valentines day.
Girl 2. Ya'll are ALMOST too cute...I'm PB and Jealous.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 16, 2011
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jealous much

deep down your haters really jelious much.
hater: bitch you can't rap

you: bitch you wish you could rap like me you jealous much!
by str8upndwn March 14, 2009
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Jealous Font

a font that lets the reader hear/see the jealousy through their writing. the statement might appear innocent, but the font betrays a deeper meaning of jealousy. Sans Serif is the most jealous font of all.
He said he wasn't jealous, but his Sans Serif said it all. He used the most jealous font of all, sans serif!

He said he was happy for me, but he typed it in sans serif. I think he's really jealous.
by clarence flam May 30, 2009
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dead jealous

When someone is jealous of the attention someone is receiving posthumously.
I don't see why everyone thinks MJ was so special?

C'mon man! He was amazing! You're just dead jealous.
by kernowtom November 27, 2010
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jealous mongoloid

One who knows Martha Stewart is inncocent, yet continues to prosecute her.
Unable to think for themselves, a jealous mongoloid is heavily influenced by public opinion, and often dabbles in "insider trading".
George W Bush got his funds for the 2004 election from being a jealous mongoloid, and Martha Stewart gets 20 years in the slamma for nuttin.
by Whaxor March 5, 2004
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Jealous Janene

A pejorative term for someone who is behaving in a jealous manner.
A: "Look at my designer shoes I got for $40!"
B: "You suck."
A: "Oh stop being such a Jealous Janene."
by terrificme123 August 28, 2008
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