18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

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fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

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jamaicón

Slang word for homesickness used by Mexicans. Mexican soccer defender José "El Jamaicón" Villegas felt sick regularly when abroad.He missed his hometown and his mother´s food. He even claimed once that his wife was ill in order to escape a training camp. Hence, homesickness was refered to as "el jamaicón" amongst mexicans.

le dió el jamaicón
está duro el jamaicón

by Omar Iturbe July 4, 2006

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jamais vu

Looking at something/someone you're familiar with, but having a memory of it, and no recollection of it. Everyone you know is somehow a bit of a stranger, and everything is new - but at the same time, you know it's jamais vu. Extremely confusing, and frustrating.

can't think of any

by Old Ben March 19, 2005

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