jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003

Jalopknowledge

The ability to read a world renowned car blog and instantly believe you are an expert on all things car. The ability to quote every performance spec and aspect, including driving impressions, of a new sports car...without ever having drivin it.

Have you ever actually driven a Porsche 911, or is that just your Jalopknowledge talking?

by RaceCarDriverII October 4, 2011

jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003

sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

sloppy jaloppy

The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face

I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny

by isleeks October 17, 2018

jallopy

-when someone is being scandalous
-when something scadalous has happened to you

bob:tina whats wrong?
tina:rick cheated on me
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!

bob:hey tina what happened with the teacher?
tina:she thought iu was cheating and she gave me an F.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY for you.

by helen zass March 18, 2007

jallopy

-being scandalous
-when something scandalous has been done to you

bob:what happened tina?
tina: she stole my man.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!


rob:whats wrong lisa?
lisa:my teacher thought i cheated on my test but i didnt so she gave me an F.
rob: damn thats JALLOPY for you

by helen zass March 19, 2007