by pussydestroyer900042069 February 04, 2021
A asshole ex bf your stuck on but hes such a manwhore he makes you feel special then randomly just cuts you off and he talks to thousands of girls but hes just so damn fine that you dont care cuz u want him bad in every kind of way you think ivan could possibly like you well your wrong he just wants to use you after ignoring u for a month he talks to you again but it never last with him you would think he cared just a little bit but nahh he dont he always cancels on you and. I thought i was the perfect girl in a non perfect way but im just shit to him but yet i still love him whats wrong with me hes a ivan
Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me
by your hoe that loves you January 01, 2015
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frank Sandpaper February 05, 2010
Ivan has a secret identity he is secretly Spider-Nigga He protects the hood at all costs But when he is not in his masked ghetto alter ego He is IVAN THE PIMP
by Ivan the Pimp November 21, 2021
To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
by 69TH September 22, 2017
A complete asshole with a passion to want to fuck. A guy who tries to get with every girl. Ivan is a guy who will tell lies to a girl to think that it's true love but it's not, just sex, and will treat every girl with no respect. Would ask for nudes as well. They think they are the shit when they aren't. Just trash with a little bit of shit on top who will only date a girl for their body. Look up ass, that's Ivan. A person that will make girls cry and want to die. Ivan just would not care to fall in love, just be with girls for sex, who lies when they said I love you. By the way Ivan would be in a porno with the smallest penis.
Ivan: a FUCKBOI, arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.
Hey! Zach your an Ivan be proud to be an asshole
Hey! Zach your an Ivan be proud to be an asshole
by Tyrone John. R December 21, 2016
Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
by Princess Black March 06, 2005