shelf item 

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

shelf item by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024

Crab Item 

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.

Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!

Crab Item by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024

play 2 win item 

when a game makes people grind for an expensive thing that is superior to everything else else in a the (eg, a shooting game or a pvp game. This is different from game progression in an rpg or practice to improve.

Person 1: I hate people who use a laser rifle, its play 2 win item and they only use it for free kills
Laser Rifle User: Just get better at the game noob

play 2 win item by VileVine March 27, 2021

National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day 

On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!

Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚

National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021

I got the item on me 

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

I got the item on me by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop 

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!

Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! 

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023