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the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
by msn87 December 18, 2012
Get the you make my shit itch mug.A: "Man, Dave had to go to Walgreens twice last night for his index itch!"
B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"
C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"
B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"
C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"
by BURK-DOG November 27, 2006
Get the Index Itch mug.Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
by Lost Almost August 16, 2010
Get the Jock Itch mug."Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"
"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"
"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"
by Ang & Dave July 30, 2006
Get the shit itch mug.Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.
When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"
by Grenex December 27, 2009
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