iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

Iranian rubba

Its the verb version of it speaks for it's self.

Man that crazy its straight up Iranian rubba

by Blm expert (ACAB) December 5, 2020

Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.

During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.

by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023