cumtose intolerant

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant

"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me

by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022

Factos Intolerant

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Crak-tose intolerant

To possess a profound inability to withstand; or endure the company; or be in the presence of a meth-amphetamine user, more commonly known as a crackhead.

"Oh MY FUCKING GOD!"
"What up?"
"I've just been to the quacks to find out why I want to run every SECOND CUNT OVER & my test results have come back in"
"And?"
"I've tested positive for being Crak-tose intolerant"
"Yeah righto, that makes sense"

by Shirley Gassy December 4, 2022

Spicetose Intolerant

Allergic to using spices in any and all forms of cooking.

"Lawry's and Cayenne? Are those Ashleigh's newborns names?"
A descriptive word for a certian group of people, originally coined by Robyn A on a Facebook post.

See also: Ghost Cracker, Salt Settlers, Mayosaipians.

Lucy, being spicetose Intolerant, definitely washed her chicken wings with soap before boiling them, served them bare with a side of room temperature ranch.

by Udk_mylife January 18, 2023

blacktose intolerant

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products

Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.

by One Rho March 23, 2008

Latino Intolerant

Someone who cannot touch anyone of Mexican heritage without becoming sick. Like Lactose Intolerant but with Mexicans instead of milk.

"Yesterday some Mexican guy hugged Erika and she nearly puked. I think she's Latino Intolerant."

by DevSteve September 22, 2011

lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

by Hey Lee May 26, 2007