When I asked Jamaal if he wanted to swing by my cookie cutter pad in the suburbs, he said, "Aww hell naw. Those folks up there is black folk intolerant."
by thekid2213 October 27, 2011

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 01, 2009

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile
But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts
But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now
Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics
Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics
by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
by tigergoesrawr August 03, 2021

by Gunner Dangler 25 March 26, 2021
