cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds

"That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"

by benderhater July 13, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

road moat

A driveway that surrounds a traffic island. traffic island may contain buildings. noun

I will use the road moat, to continue my trip on the other side, after I stop at the store.

by WordSpyder January 7, 2019

Moat

A mushroom and a goat

Ew a moat

by A chicken May 27, 2018

Bone Moat

(noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.

Mitch, did you like Doll Face's bone moat about Bieb's TimBits?

by B£ December 1, 2021

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025