the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.
by shootermkgav1n January 20, 2010
Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.
by lebonj February 01, 2010
An insta couple is that annoying couple that constantly posts perfect relationship pictures, making everyone else around them look like slobs. They can range from cute selfies, to couples workouts, to romantic travel pictures.
"Ugh Jamie and Louise are so annoying. Do they have to post everything they do online?"
"I know, they're such an insta couple."
"I know, they're such an insta couple."
by queenofmean June 19, 2016
Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.
by Corprate Incorperated Co. November 23, 2015
An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!
by Mercury March 30, 2005
The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.
EXAMPLE 1
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
by The PBEEF October 01, 2009
by Dave December 17, 2003