Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.

The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.

by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011

Baltic Bulge

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful

Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge

by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011

Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.

"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."

by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010

poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.

"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge

by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006

bulge bracket

in the business or finance world, refers to the "heavy-hitters" or "top-dogs", the players who have the money, power, and prestige

Upon closing the multi-billion dollar M&A deal, Alex had officially entered Wall Street's bulge bracket.

by slinkerseven September 30, 2006

flamenco bulge

When a male dancer, usually flamenco, is wearing such tight pants that their genitalia is fully visible.

That dude had such a flamenco bulge, that I could see is full package.

by majorlanguage November 28, 2017

Cunt Bulge

A swollen, annoying part of your body. Also, the outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothes. camel toe, crotch cleavage

A: How is your tumor?
B: My cunt bulge is hurting.

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"Hey woman, I can see your cunt bulge."

by Death.616 January 20, 2020