impressant

A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.

I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024

impressionate

(v) Making a comment from someone else's point of view for humorous effect.
Portmanteau of "impression" and "impersonate".

Nick: I've seen his YouTube channel twice.
Colin: I'm basically his biggest fan /s.
Nick: Really?
Colin: No, I'm just trying to impressionate you.
<Cue hilarity>

by drbaconphd July 21, 2017

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.

It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...

by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018

Impressive

Evoking admiration through size, quality, or skill; grand, imposing, or awesome.

Hit artist Tipex's new release is poes impressive.

by Mif Moes Maf August 10, 2022

Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.

Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025