Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
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Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
by BODBOP February 01, 2018
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ILLITERATENESS

The quality of being Illiterate
Max’s Illiterateness caused him to fail the reading test.
by Wahay1002 June 05, 2020
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kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.
Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!
by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 08, 2011
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illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins
Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
by uranium enjoyer January 23, 2024
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illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
by uranium enjoyer February 05, 2024
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Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”
by muwtu May 04, 2020
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