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Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
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Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
by BODBOP February 1, 2018
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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
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ILLITERATENESS

The quality of being Illiterate
Max’s Illiterateness caused him to fail the reading test.
by Wahay1002 June 5, 2020
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Illiterate

Someone who cannot discern the difference between "You're" and "Your"
You're illiterate because you said Your illiterate.
by The Legend aka your dad February 12, 2022
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illiteration

When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.
Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!
by the allnoing June 25, 2018
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Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
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