Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

illiterate

Me

I am illiterate

by hell's playwright Louis January 29, 2025

Illiteration

n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.

Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.

by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015

female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

Illiterate

A person who can not read or write (A Shoib)

Shoib was a very illiterate student, so illiterate in fact they thought about changing the whole word illiterate to shoib

by Shoib hater # 69 September 17, 2017

Illiterate

When you can’t even English cause you stoopid

Bro that definitely says triangle not T-Rex you illiterate prism

by Livin_lyke_Lopez May 8, 2018