Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.

He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.

by Simikando April 24, 2025

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020