Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
Get the Illiterate Cunt Muffinmug. Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
by BODBOP February 1, 2018
Get the Pickup Truck Illiteratemug. by raybeez March 23, 2022
Get the illiteratemug. adj.
1.
a. Unable to read and write.
b. Having little or no formal education.
2.
a. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature: an illiterate magazine.
b. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing: a paragraph with several illiterate expressions.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
n.
1. A person who is illiterate.
2. (used with a pl. verb) People who are illiterate, considered as a group.
1.
a. Unable to read and write.
b. Having little or no formal education.
2.
a. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature: an illiterate magazine.
b. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing: a paragraph with several illiterate expressions.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
n.
1. A person who is illiterate.
2. (used with a pl. verb) People who are illiterate, considered as a group.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Get the illiteratemug. You're illiterate
by Snikki November 20, 2017
Get the Illiteratemug. This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
Get the Christian Illiteratemug. by perudes November 25, 2020
Get the Illiteratemug.