Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

by BangErm April 29, 2011

ass hymen

What is broken by gay men/those that engage in anal. Signs the next morning include limping and poop dick. Also could be broken by something doctors do, aka prostate exam. If it gets broken and you are straight, it is a great source of humiliation and probably a good reason to kill yourself

Jack-"I wanna put in your butt"
Some girl-"I don't think we should"
She does
Jack-"Oh my God! You just shit everywhere!"
The breaking of her ass hymen...memorable to everyone

by Almost Fantastic Dan April 08, 2008

hymen insurance

self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)

Make sure you get those special insurance forms in

by God Himself April 18, 2005

hymen thief

One who delights in the theiving of, and/or the destruction of the mucus like membrane which seperates the girls from the whores.

Luther loves it when people refer to him as a Hymen Thief.

by Tyler Bennett November 30, 2006

Buster-Hymen

One of the best sandwiches at the burger bitch, also known as Wendy's. This sandwich consists of a Banconator double and the premium fish fillet. To create this masterpiece, you will need to remove the bottom bun from the Baconator double, and then remove the top bun from the Premium Fish Fillet. Now all you will have to do is place the fish fillet under the baconator. Now you can enjoy the 2,000 calorie sandwich known as the Buster-Hymen.

Tweaked: "Dude, we gotta go to Wendy's to get a Buster-Hymen"
Deathanchor: "That burger that combines a baconator and a fish fillet?"
Tweaked: "Yeah, let's hurry, we gotta be the first to bite into that bitch."

by Tweaked/Deathanchor/Dogmonkey January 30, 2010

Oral Hymen

The oral hymen is generally in place when an individual is sober or not suffering from severe exhaustion. Excessive amounts of alcohol or excessive lack of sleep tend to lead to the loosening or breaking of the oral hymen. Often leads to word vomit.

Haha, Lauren is so tired!!! Did you hear what she just said? Her oral hymen is definitely broken!

by i_loveorange August 17, 2008

hymen-trophy

holds higher ranking than those of the mile high club, earning them cherry-edible rights

" For the Harvest Queen contest, she won the miss hymen-trophy. "

by aanniigg November 10, 2011